Sunday, April 3, 2011

South Mumbai : Biggest Graveyard

(I was disturbed when I started writing this after reading about CSR in newspaper, so could not think in a rather straight manner, but I would really appreciate your views and anger) 

The Child Sex Ratio in Mumbai City is 838 in age group of 0-6 years old. This does not include Mumbai suburbs. The location which is supposed to be the most posh area in India has less number of girls than in any location of India. My hearty Congratulations to all parents of South Mumbai for committing homicide and getting away.

This probably means one thing that there will be more number of Guy Homosexuals in South Mumbai 15 years down the line. I wish all those Homosexuals start hitting on all the present fathers who decided to have only Baby boy as their child. Also, South Mumbai will not be a safe place for straight guys to wander around. 
It may also mean that there will be a rise in taboo called 'Dowry' in society, though the parties will switch then. Guys parents will give dowry to Girls parents.

I really pity everyone living in South Mumbai, and at the same time I will pray to God that next time if there is a tsunami anywhere in world, let it obliterate that part of world. 
In 26 years of my life, this is probably the first time that I can Proudly say that ' I don't live in the biggest graveyard of earth: South Mumbai' .. and anyway, which guy would like to live in a place where there are no chicks.